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☢Dan

☢17

☢I live in the dull town of nowheresville suburbia.

☢I am obsessed with video games and anything fabulous.

☢The purpose of this blog is to transcend the monotony of my daily life and bring joy to you bitches. So have fun keeps your hands inside the vehicle at all times.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

vinegod:

This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. by oh so tracy